If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? Albert Einstein (31)
03/14/1879 – 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Mark Twain (35)
11/30/1835 – 04/21/1910
US author
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Anonymous (13)
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde (7)
10/16/1854 – 11/30/1900
Erse dramatist and author
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon (10)
08/15/1769 – 05/05/1821
French monarch
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill (20)
11/30/1874 – 01/24/1965
British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Richard Jeni (1)
Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
Karl Marx (2)
05/05/1818 – 03/14/1883
economic and political philosopher
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like.
Jean Cocteau (1)
07/05/1889 – 10/11/1963
French poet, director and painter
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield (2)
11/22/1921 –
US comedian and actor
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche (5)
10/15/1844 – 08/25/1900
philosopher and lyricist
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Napoleon (10)
08/15/1769 – 05/05/1821
French monarch
If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.
Paul Newman (1)
01/26/1925 –
US actor
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Bob Monkhouse (1)
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
Albert Einstein (31)
03/14/1879 – 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein (31)
03/14/1879 – 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C. Clarke (2)
To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace. George Washington (2)
02/22/1732 – 12/14/1799
first president of the USA
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein (31)
03/14/1879 – 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
Albert Einstein (31)
03/14/1879 – 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Oscar Wilde (7)
10/16/1854 – 11/30/1900
Erse dramatist and author
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln (2)
02/12/1809 – 04/15/1865
US statesman and 16th president of the USA
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce (41)
06/24/1842 –
US author
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough. Mario Andretti (1)
02/28/1940 –
Italian automobile racer
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Albert Einstein (31)
03/14/1879 – 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank McKinney Hubbard (1)
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Steve Martin (3)
08/14/1945 –
US actor, writer and producer
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost (2)
03/26/1874 – 01/29/1963
US poet and 4-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Albert Einstein (31)
03/14/1879 – 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
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